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jungle hog

A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at bars, dressed like a runway model (albeit in size 1000) and waiting for men to achieve the requisite state of intoxication for her mauling attempts to succeed.

Often, jungle hogs wear boob tubes, low-cut tops, mini-skirts and other such clothes that should be reserved for more attractive members of the population.
"I was out the other night and this jungle hog kept trying to hit on me!"

"Oh my look at that jungle hog! Why would anybody that fat wear a mini skirt?"
by SuperTrooper December 30, 2007
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jungle rot

A mildew or mold smell that typically occurs in a hot, humid environment due to the inability of things to properly dry out.
Dude, my swim suit smells like jungle rot because I didn't throw it in the dryer.
by annaembee September 9, 2010
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Jungle Girl

A savagely beautiful girl who has the power to channel her inner jungle cat on command. While frequenting the bar, Jungle girl's natural habitat, she gets what she wants; all men find jungle girl terrifyingly irresistible and are powerless to her charm. She regularly refers to herself in the third person and can often be seen in a leopard print dress pulling men by their hair back to her jungle house.
"Jungle girl needs to get another drink before she kicks that annoying bitch in the mouth"
by Sob Kabob November 29, 2011
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Jungle fever

When one dates outside their race, particularly caucasian and afro american.
"Jungle fever"= Black guy dating a white girl; or a black girl dating a white guy.
by Don't use your name May 9, 2009
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Jungle Beat

When a black man plays shitty rap music that repeats over and over and is fucking annoying.
by vector November 17, 2004
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jungle vagina valley

A pussy so hairy the fur reaches one foot in diameter.
I would have banged her, but I couldnt find it through the jungle vagina valley.
by el pene January 23, 2003
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jungle rabbit

NEGRO! any black, or AFRICAN AMERICAN PERSON. dont laugh, cuz its not funny.
damn, there's a jungle rabbit over there, he blended into the night after stealing my T.V.!
by suck my nuts! April 25, 2006
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