Tots Jello

-Noun

- A shorter way of saying you're totally jealous about something.

Dude 1.: Dude, His parents bought him a new car for his birthday.

Dude 2.: I'm tots jello. I wish my parents would do that.

by Asawisper April 12, 2010

Happy Jello Sauce

The feeling of an afterglow induced euphoria caused by a dissociative.

I am so overwhelmed by this happy jello sauce!!

I can feel happy jello sauce coursing through my veins.

by PsychoExplorer March 7, 2012

Green Jello

A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.

Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.

by Andrew P. Ennis April 4, 2019

jellignite

NitroGlycerin that has been mixed down with a type of jelly so it is more stable and sadly less explosive.

I have some in ym room so if you want to travel to new zealand just ask.

by X-MaFia March 7, 2005

Jello-O-ous

In simpleton terms, Jello-O-ous is when you are wicked jealous of someone of something. Basically, Jello-O is so crazy intense that you're jealous of its fresh dancing abilities - the art of wiggle dance - that you describe all of your intense jealousness using that ratio. The ratio being your jealousness of Jello-O to that of your jealousness of some other object - or person.

"Hey John, how are you doing?" - Waldo.
"Oh, hey Waldo." - John.
"Man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. I'm pretty jealous." - Waldo.
"Oh yea. I can totally see it in your eyes." - John.
"Actually, I'm pretty Jello-O-ous of it." - Waldo.
"Yeah, I think most people are. And I know that the ladies dig it." - John.
"Well, see you later John." - Waldo.
"Peace out, Waldo." - John.
"Hey, where's Waldo at?" - Chuck.
"I think he just went that way." - John.

by John Baumert July 23, 2008

jello puddin

when your eating the pussy and its so good that your face elongates and your eyes become half closed

jello puddin pussy pops

by jeremy and keith October 22, 2003

jello head

The day after u roll or trip.
when your head feels like mush.

E-tard 1- dude i shouldn't have tripped last night, i feel weird like jello

E-tard 2- dude your a jello head.

by bby hydro February 16, 2009