john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use
i hate john
by marchin May 16, 2019
Get the johnmug. Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.
John's amazing.
by Hduduso November 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. 
He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy
Person.1damn I will never want to me a John
Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
by hollyw00d August 18, 2019
Get the JOHNmug. The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.
by Louisecarter December 6, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John another word for micro penis
by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020
Get the JOHNmug.