by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
Get the Hick jobmug. A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
Get the Lemon Jobmug. a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
Get the mason-jobmug. Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.
by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019
Get the flesh jobmug. I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009
Get the thank jobmug. The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.
by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017
Get the ralph jobmug. The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk
Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
by Spurtesh November 9, 2013
Get the loomis jobmug.