In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
by John Brokowski May 20, 2011
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Get the slack jawed yokel mug.From the origin "jav"- non essential detail. The ability to "jav" someone else. When someone interrupts someone to correct non essential detail to a story
Person 1: My neighbor and his 2 year old son were going....
Person 2: He is actually a year and 10 months old
Person 3: He just "javed" your story
Person 2: He is actually a year and 10 months old
Person 3: He just "javed" your story
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