The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.
My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.
by donniet1977 November 5, 2009
Get the Dutch Oven With A Twistmug. When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.
by skooter aka cupcake August 13, 2009
Get the dutch microwave ovenmug. When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009
Get the Chinese Oven Mittmug. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008
Get the Dutch Toaster Ovenmug. Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.
by Choicelink May 13, 2010
Get the Nuclear Dutch Ovenmug. When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.
Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007
Get the dutch oven on the divemug. During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.
Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
Get the Greasy Oven Mittmug.