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ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
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No Nut Forever

The most complicated challenge of all time, No Nut Forever. If you take this challenge, there is only 1 rule - DON'T NUT.
man 1 - yo homie u nuttin on yo girl?
man 2 - nah, im doing the no nut forever challenge
man 1 - good luck man
man 2 - thanks homie ill need it
by nickisfat December 25, 2020
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nut lag

I'm experiencing a nut lag
by Britztits November 19, 2016
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nut purse

A small yet yummy snayck that holds your nugs.

Synonyms - scrotum, scroats, gum
Fuck bro... i think i split my nut purse
by Ass nut August 25, 2018
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Nut Butting

When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?

Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
by Aaron East August 19, 2012
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Nut Thrust

When a male flexes his nutsack, making his balls move up and down.
My parents weren't home for a while, so I did a good 10-minute Nut Thrust.
by Lizard sandwich May 20, 2013
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Nut Gunk

The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.
Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021
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