Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.

Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020

Help me to help you

A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.

Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!

by QuacksO February 10, 2017

Help an Anti-Furry day

Help an anti furry day occurs after beat an anti-furry day (january 2nd) and its a day where you help the anti-furries and get revenge on the furries

Oh boy, its Help an Anti-Furry day, grab the medi-gun, cure the anti-furries AND LETS BEAT THESE FURRIES

by Sushigamer666 December 3, 2022

wet and helpless

After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.

Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.

by Jon S. April 19, 2004

helmut

A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.

After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.

by Higley September 21, 2009

Helluh

A Ghetto greeting used in the tough city of Pickering by the one and only G.G.

*Phone Rings*
G.G- Helluh
Random- uuhh what?
G.G- HELLUH?! you don't speak English foo'?

by Carl Lewis December 9, 2004

helppie

Intelligent, hard-working

The man was helppie.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003