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just banged a couple of heather mills am buzzin oot ma coupon

by strudin February 7, 2009

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Heather

A song I very much relate to

I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather

by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

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Heather

Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.

Heather: "Oh shit, I broke my collar bone!"
Gracie: "Oh no! BAND LOSERS TO THE RESCUE!"

by invaderxgaz January 2, 2009

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Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.

Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L

by Sloth73 August 19, 2011

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Heather

The sexiest girl in the universe.She has the nicest body ever. She is very funny. She likes to eat healthy. Even though she thinks she isnt pretty she is the most amazing girl ever.

Josh: You know heather right?
Daniel:no
Josh: here come meet her.
Daniel: 😍🤤🤤🤤🤤

by HimynameiscoolJ February 13, 2019

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