my ass handed to me

It Means Geeting Beated Very Hard

Joe : I'll Beat the hell out of those assholes but if I do I'll get my ass handed to me

by Shady99 May 6, 2014

honked

Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.

by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

Double Handed Double TF

Double Handed Double TF's, short for Double Handed Double Thumb Fuck's, involve the process of cupping the hands around the penis and clasping the fingers together while forming an artificial vagina using the two thumbs around either side of the cock.

I'm gonna go drop a monster load in my mums mouth from a Double Handed Double TF

by Nick Meecham November 9, 2007

Hanketsu

Japanese for arse crack. Literally, half bottom. As in, 'nice hanketsu, mate!

Check out the hanketsu on that plumber!

by Peter Lawson February 1, 2009

Left-Handed

(Adj.) one who is capable of only sucking the left nut.

Helen Keller was left-handed, only capable of sucking the left but.

by torteela_boi November 13, 2017

honkedy

When one of a male gender gets excited, his glizzle makes a horn like sound.

"OMG yesterday i had my 12th honkedy of the month!!"

"Shocking!! I've only ever had 3 in my whole life!"

"I know embarrasing, huh?"

"Nah just a bit freaky!!!"

by The Honkedy Maestro June 14, 2008

hankerer

predominantly includes sexual deviants who constantly complain about having a "hankering" for duddy. anybody who constantly has the thought of the opposite sex on their mind (i.e. pubescent teenagers, sex-deprived college dormdwellers, pedofiles, etc...) can be quantified as a hankerer

"Goodness Todd, I've got quite the hankering to put some BBQ sauce on that butt and just (motorboat noises)."

-"Calm down Charlie, you damn hankerer,"

by theodore19 January 13, 2011