hamburger

When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.

"Dude, I just nailed the church with a wicked hamburger!"

by DeliPro June 20, 2007

hamburglar

A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.

Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

Hamburger

Two men fucking a cow at the same time

Johnny and Gave went to give Betsy a Good hamburger

by Chucky November 30, 2016

$100 hamburger

A restaurant/diner that is popular with private pilots. Generally located on an airport.

Hey man, lets fly to the next town over and grab a $100 hamburger!

by HighFlyingA380 November 2, 2010

habershamin

a form of nignogginthat directly affects friends in a negative way.

Mike needs to stop habershamin, hes really starting to ruin the good time.

by Andrew , Mike, Josh September 12, 2006

Hamburger Meat

What happens to your man bag when the mesh on your swim trunks rubs against the skin on your meat and two veg because of the salt water of the ocean.

(Also known as chafing)

After jumping the waves, the boy said "mom, I have hamburger meat, can we go to the pool instead?"

by Kmo7 July 20, 2018

Hamburger

By definition, a hamburger or cheeseburger is a sandwich. Read below. While a Hot dog also fits this description, the National Hot dog and Sausage Council officially ruled a distinction between the two.

A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun - Wikipedia

“Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s ‘just a sandwich’ category is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy.’" - NHDSC President and ‘Queen of Wien’ Janet Riley

"Welcome to Subway, what kind of sandwich would you like today?" - Subway "I'll take a medium rare hamburger please" - educated imbecile "Eat Fresh, ya cultured swine" - Subway

by Cheeseburglar69 January 21, 2019