What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?
Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
Get the hagsmug. Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.
by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018
Get the Money Hagmug. 
An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
by lolalovelace December 20, 2023
Get the Skag hag nagmug. Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).
"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
by Akir0 March 21, 2025
Get the Hagmug. That middle aged overly tan woman with wrinkled leathery skin from poor life choices always with a drink and cigarette in her hands that is partying way too hard at a social gatherings as if she were eternally 21.
by El Pedro de Pacas August 21, 2021
Get the Party hagmug. by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022
Get the hagmug.