A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
Get the hagsmug. 
A woman who spends all of her time with gay men. She hardly has any straight male friends and typically is really lonely and single. she relies on her gay friends to keep her company.
by anonymous hag August 16, 2018
Get the Hagmug. An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
by lolalovelace December 20, 2023
Get the Skag hag nagmug. Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).
"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?
- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best
* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
by Akir0 March 21, 2025
Get the Hagmug. by eliviaellie June 1, 2019
Get the hagmug.