gronka

A particularly large or sticky bogey characterised by its obstinacy and reluctance to be removed.

For fuck's sake, that gronka was so big, I needed a shovel to get the bastard out - I felt like I was pulling my brain out of my nose!!!

Gerald flushed crimson with embarrassment as Hermione gestured delicately towards the abseiling gronka swinging from Gerald's nostril, "Gerald dearest, may I draw your attention to the giant green bat hanging from your cave"

by TKBK April 20, 2008

grucked

when you are being graped so hard, you wish you where being fucked instead

"why am i the one who always has to be grucked."

by mrasco December 14, 2014

GRink

A combination of the word "grow" and "shrink." The word GRink was made famous by Wyld Stallyns Games in their 'wyldly' successful iPhone game "GRink."

I just bought Grink on my iPhone! It's rad money!

by DrTossalot January 25, 2011

Grunky

Hillbilly name for a family matron (ie Grandmother, Great-Grandmother, Mother in Law, etc.)

My Grunky beat the smack outta my Daddy for cheatin on Momma.

by DLERH June 11, 2006

Gfunk MT

Slang for the 9th side crew of Great Falls, Montana.

hoodlum: Yo when you headed into Gfunk MT?
runner: Not till you drunks get organized...
hoodlum: mehhr...

by nighthawk406 August 22, 2011

Gruncle

When you have to take an extremely long and painful dump after eating alot.

Me: After this I'm going to take a nice gruncle.
Friend: So will i.

by The Diego Bleachers August 30, 2016

The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???

the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -

by Juggables January 1, 2009