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Greek Lollipop 

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.
Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.
Greek Lollipop by Enak’s mum February 29, 2020

Greek Crucifixion 

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.
Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!

Greek tourist 

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
Greek tourist by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek coffee 

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer
“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug
Greek coffee by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

Greek Gyro 

When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.
Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.
Greek Gyro by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021

Greek church

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.

2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.

2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
Greek church by Krassmoney July 19, 2021