gottiwood

Adjective describing the state of New Jersey and NY. Used in referrence to the show "Growing up Gotti" which popularized the Guido (read: glorified white trash) movement in NJ/NY. Can also be used in describing an act of Guido-ism. The East Coast version of Hollywood.

Joe:"What's goin down for the weekend, Gina?"
Gina:"I gotta go down to the dirty, you know Gottiwood."

-OR-

Gina:"I just said Joe stop freakin out, I just got Vinny's number so he cold give me a ride home, then he went totally Gottiwood on me and told me he's been fucking that slut Lisa behind my back."

by HollYWOULD! June 25, 2008

gutty swagg

the act of doing something gutless but at he same time swagg full

chewy: i just fucked twins but you decide not to tell them you have crabs

raff: wow bro thats gutty swagg

by consmythe93 July 17, 2011

Gottacheck

Having my money right if not then keep on walking

If u don't gottacheck for me don't call checking for me.This is what LP always shouts out when he records songs this is his signature line...

by LP @FatboyLP September 6, 2012

Gottestapo

n. 1 a theoctatic secret police or inquisition 2. hetetic hunters 3. overzealous missionaries

Don't bring that book with you to the xhurch or you'll get hassled by the Gottestapo. Who wete those folks at the mall today? Were they members,of a cult? That was the Gottestapo.

by Sturm June 20, 2014

Gottobe

Gottobe or Got To Be is a pejorative for a person who does not wish to be or do something, but has the qualifications or talent.

Jake: I'm not trying to be hipster but, do these denim overalls clash with my suit jacket?
Blake: Bro, if it was on anyone else I'd answer most definitely, 'yes' but it works on you. A hipster Gottobe got to be what he ought to be.

by SnackThatSmilesBack April 11, 2015

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

gotta rasputin

It's like saying "I have to go. Like, right now." Because Rasputin was shot but then got up and ran away, before being killed for real this time.

"You will have homework tonight."
"Nope. Gotta Rasputin."

by Taxreturns December 16, 2016