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flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.
I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.
by Excited Barry January 22, 2016
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Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory
by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010
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Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.
My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
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The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.
by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022
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Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018
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George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.
Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.
by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020
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Gordon

Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙
I love you, Gordon.”
by Sofa Doodles August 1, 2022
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