your goose is cooked 

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

your goose is cooked by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014

you dun goofed 

When you troll somebody really hard!!!
and consequences will never be the same

guy 1: so i herd you leik mudkipz

guy 2: no

guy 1: so i herd you leik mudkipz

guy 2: shutup

guy1:so i herd you leik mudkipz allllot!!!

guy2: rages and makes a video of him having an emotional breackdown and upload on youtube

guy 2's father: you dun goofed

you dun goofed by VoltronLadiesMan August 13, 2010

Goosebump 

Cocaine mixed with a horse tranquilizer sprinkled with salt and pepper, and then snorted off of someones neck. Coined by Cal from the short film Tony & Cal.

Man, I did a bunch of Goosebumps last night.

Goosebump by Tony&Cal May 15, 2009

Goose Latin 

You've probably never heard of it.

Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.

For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.

CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)

Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)

Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.

Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)

Goose Latin by Spatchmo July 23, 2009

grey goose 

way overpriced vodka drunk by pseudo connoisseurs.

9 out of 10 grey goose drinkers can't tell what's in their drink.

grey goose by fafaf00ley February 1, 2005

loose as a goose 

refering to the female vagina!! loose because of too much sexual play

u made me loose as a goose

loose as a goose by david forsyth March 10, 2003

Goose Face 

The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.

Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.

Goose Face by Emily A4 Member October 7, 2008