A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.
Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.
Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.
Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012
Get the Google-izermug. To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):
When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.
by KeepThinking January 7, 2016
Get the Google Brainmug. A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.
Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.
Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.
Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."
by bear5565123 January 31, 2020
Get the side googlemug. Something said when told a word or phrase that someone might not know and may google. Which will give them a very awkward even in which someone may know what that means and sees your search history..
by PikaPikaGamer June 25, 2018
Get the Don't Google Thatmug. When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.
After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'
by Pattio November 15, 2010
Get the google unearthmug. by Noodle43 March 1, 2021
Get the Google Bootymug. by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017
Get the Google Girthmug.