God

An all-knowing, perfect in every way, yet humble, man with the power to create life. The master of everything he does.

Carey Price is God

by mittens2 June 28, 2016

God

Someone above power. XenoClient

What a god

by minemandemon December 21, 2018

God

A character from the fantasy novel known as the Bible.

Many fans of the novel worship this man as if he was an actual person

God damn my toe hurts

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

God

One of my favorite drinking buddies.

- Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?

- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.

- Damn Straight.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

God

Someone who is real. I gaurentee his existence.....

The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......

hes real! repent sinners for you may get a cock in the head if you do not!

by da hood' November 20, 2004

God

There Are Too Many Goddamn Definitions For This Goddamn Word Goddamnit

God- A (noun) That (verbs) and does or doesn't exist,(some one's opinion that's been reiterated dozens of times).So god obviously (blank, and blank blank blank).........And now you know nothing about everything you need to know about "God"

by God's spokes person September 18, 2005

God

A guy who gives you no evidence that he exists BUT will let you burn forever and ever and ever if you don't believe in him.

Example 1:

Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.

Example 2:

Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=

by dat what she said August 7, 2009