super golf

Someone doing absolute random bullshit completely unrelated to anything that's going on instead of doing what they said they would or need to do.

"Quit playing super golf and get on your damn Xbox, Sam."
"I'd talk to him, but I heard he plays super golf too much."

by Quintarius Ovactarion May 11, 2022

a clean golf ball

A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!

Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!

by Rio1954 February 1, 2019

Volkswagen golf

A car that's created for turbo folk music. It can Create a big black cloud when he I around with his diesel engine. It loves rust.

Oh I seen a big black cloud down the road.it's probably a Volkswagen golf.

by Knowledge2521 July 12, 2018

golfer

a drunk liar in ugly clothes who plays with his balls in public

Look at those golfers. They're such strange, yet silly people.

by Onewhoflies October 18, 2006

Oscar Mike Golf

A phonetics version of OMG, or oh my god.

"Hey Tom, I just bought a double headed purple dildo from eBay."
"Oscar Mike Golf ... you are such a faggot."

by Juarez Garcia August 31, 2003

Sperm Golf

Upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly button. Much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. One shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple ejaculations.

I got a hole in one playing sperm golf!

I'm better than Tiger Woods at cum golf than he is at regular golf!

by Hakysakysoup December 23, 2009

Golf Clap

A sex act involving the repeated tapping of your finger tip against the head of your penis while penetrating a woman's ass and vagina simultaneously.

"After desperately struggling to keep up on the back nine, he realized he was only a few strokes away from earning a golf clap"

by Asjfester May 16, 2016