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Few apples short of a fruitcake

A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.
Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.
by Twisted Code March 23, 2017
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fruit boots

Haha, check out those fruit boots.
by Someone November 9, 2002
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fruit on the top

Phrase that can be used to describe someone that is definitely flamboyant, gay. Watching this person is like opening a yogurt and having all the fruit stare you in the eye, already exposed and there are no questions about its contents.
Did you see the kid that walked by earlier?

Who?

The one wearing a scarf and tight leather pants when its 85 outside?

Yeah, that was a 'fruit on the top' and at such a young age too.
by themagichat October 14, 2008
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Frunge

Fringe-bun. A bun that sits on your forehead.
Charly I love your frunge.

Best fringe ever.
by frungefan April 21, 2013
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Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.
Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.
by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015
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Stupid Fruity Loud

A type of marijuana, not reggie, not mid, not zone, kush and above. Tend to be used by drug dealers to describe how potent their marijuana is.
When a drug dealer is sending out mass text messages to his/her customers he/she would say something like "I got that stupid fruity loud on deck."
by Chris Mayor February 5, 2010
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Fruititionist

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.
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by The fruititionist September 20, 2010
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