Ford Ranger

A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.

Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

Count me in!

by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018

fore skin

foreskins are bad only dirty street trash have them

fore skin is so old its rotten dude it sucks foreskin

by anuslicker09-1 November 30, 2007

Ford Owns

Ford cars are the best cars ever. Henry Ford is a genious and if u dont like Fords go to hell!

1. If you say 'Ford Owns' you are emplying that Fords are Awesome!

Bob: see that Ford Mustang!!!

Frank: YEAH!!! Ford Owns!

by Ford26 August 8, 2008

fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.

by D0c April 16, 2006

you're fired

A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.

You're fired!
You suck!
Loser!

by jewpoints September 23, 2004

Fired up

to be coked out of your face, to the point where you can only wide-eyed shake your head at your friends, smoke another newport and just keep repeating the phrase..."I'm fuckin' fired up bro"

"Bro...I did way too much blow, I'm fuckin' fired up"

by Eam January 4, 2007

Ford Taurtus

Chevy lovers' slang for FORD TAURUS, implying SLOWNESS.

{RED LIGHT}

CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!

FORD LOVER: So.

{GREEN LIGHT}

{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}

FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!

by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009