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Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012
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Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
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Shart Puff

the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014
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sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
by agingergirl May 20, 2014
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scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
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jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
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bubble shart

A slow bubbly, deep, wet fart that lets a little 'come out'.
Man, did you hear that guy bubble shart? He better wipe after that one.
by datdude81 October 23, 2014
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