Shoot and Split

Also see cum and go When you are having sex with your partner, and you are late and should be somewhere else so you leave as soon as you've ejaculated

I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split

by S melancamp January 29, 2009

Shoot The Cheese

Take off, head out, leave

Yeah man, I'm bout to shoot the cheese.

by mxggle October 13, 2019

Shooting range

School

I love going to shooting range

by TheBigNobber September 30, 2019

Shooting Jiggers

Alerting other inmates an officer is coming down range in a correctional setting usually by yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" like a police siren.

Inmate: WHOOP WHOOP!
C.O.: Why are you shooting jiggers? Your buddies packing each other's shit?

by Co Iowa May 1, 2014

shooting star

When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.

Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.

by Janis March 27, 2005

trouble shooting

A window that pops up whenever there's a problem with your Windows, and never actually suggests a solution that helps fixing it.

The reason your CD-ROM doesn't work is because of blah blah.....

Did that solve the problem?
-Yes after I did that the CD-ROM works now
-No that didn't help me


Select No and the next page says:

We couldn't solve your problem with this trouble shooting session.

by Tosh November 2, 2003

Self Shoot

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"

friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009