Turd Flower 

Nickname for Karl Rove (that overweight Sith lord that advises W) coined by George Bush; it was leaked to the media which caused some embarrassment to Rove.

Turd Flower might be the most brilliant political strategist in US history, but he is also a pasty, overweight criminal.

Turd Flower by asdfw June 14, 2006

Flower Girl 

A homewrecking little self-centered, immature and selfish brat; oblivious to the damage inflicted on others by her bizzarre desire to hook up with a messed-up and broke (but admittedly handsome and fit) older married guy.

ANGRY WIFE: How could you take up with that boobless little tramp!?!?! You look ridiculous, a man in his late forties hanging around with her! She's almost 20 years younger than you!! She practically could have been the damn FLOWER GIRL at our wedding, you no good fuckball!!!

GUILTY HUSBAND: Yeah, I know...

Flower Girl by NOT little red baby February 11, 2010

Flower Mound 

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.

Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?

Flower Mound by A_Mysterious_Man October 11, 2012

Flowering Tulip 

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

Flowering Tulip by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

blakey flower 

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

blakey flower by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

flower shop girl 

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.

I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.

flower shop girl by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007

Flower Pot 

A woman's vagina. A woman's Vagina is known to some as a "flower pot" because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)

Wash your flower pot.
Don't let anyone see your flower pot.

Another word for sperm is "seed" so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.

Flower Pot by Andre Fontanez March 15, 2010