flat

A circular crack rock, coming straight from the pot.

Flats look like flapjacks -- Pancakes? You don't know.

by ziptnf October 31, 2007

flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

flat-out

1. plain, open and direct

2. at full speed

3. total, complete

He just farted in my face, flat-out.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2007

Flat Rate

Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.

Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!

by Self made man November 2, 2013

Flat

One of the worst variant of girls.
If your flat your not a real girl, having more boobs then ass or having none at all

Guy 1- hey me and my girl are gonna have sex tonight

Guy 2- I don’t think so you know why none of the guys dated her because she’s flat

Guy 1- oh well I guess I’ll see for my

self

“Undresses girl “ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU FLAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON BEING A THOT ON TIK TOK YOU UGLY FLAT JUNK.
GIRL- but that does not matter and I’m already pregnant

Guy-1 I’m GETTING SOME MILK FOR MYSELF AND IM NOT COMING BACK AS A MATTER OF FACT LEAVE MY HOUSE NOW

by Mrnotasimp April 21, 2020

flat is justice

Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.

Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What

by Lolicon Man February 1, 2018

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014