filthy Phelps

to blow a load on someone's face when they are wearing swimming goggles.

Ever since Nancy got that red eye, she's been afraid to take it on the face. now that she has goggles she wants the filthy Phelps all the time.

by pee didddy May 7, 2010

Fifth Third

(fif-thurd). Formerly known as "head ache". New term for the pounding sensation felt in the frontal lobe of a person's brain while dealing with the "banksters" at Fifth-Third.

I can't effin believe the banksters at Fifth-Third. They charge *3 TIMES* the going rate for POS devices that are subject to FAILURE by power brown out even when said p.o.s. devices are on a high quality surge protector. And then they refuse to warranty the devices even for one second. All that bailout money and yet they still go all usury on a guy for equipment costs. Wow, just dealing with the prix has given me a POUNDING Fifth Third.

by Vitamin-E April 12, 2011

filthy pierre

the middle person in a three-person spooning session; making crotch-to-butt contact on both sides

"let's all spoon"

"i call filthy pierre!!"

by davep3rrett November 4, 2011

Fifty Shades of Weesnaw

A Homestuck themed book, with characters including Weesnaw, Weesnaw, Weesnaw, and Weesnaw

"Did you read the new update for Fifty Shades of Weesnaw?"
No, not yet.
"OMG its all like 'WEESNAW WEESNAW WEESNAW'"
OMG i have to read it!

by erisnaw amporsnaw April 28, 2013

filthy release

The combination of ejaculation and taking a dump at the exact same time during a blumpkin.

After a few minutes, I realize I'm about to blow it out of both ends...there it was, my first filthy release. It nearly shot her across the room.

by Tellydude September 20, 2016

Filthy Kevin

The mixture of fruit punch and tequila

Bro that filthy Kevin had me so fucked up last night, I woke up halfway across nassau county wearing only a cowboy hat and my nikes

by Lilwaynefan101 October 23, 2019

Fuckall Fifty

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless

1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty

by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011