festus

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

Baby fetus

What i enjoy for my breakfast. Often accompanied by a glass of milk. Some like it sauteed in a pan. I prefer it raw, but thats just me. Can be found in your local grocery store or Abortion Clinic (they're in the dumpsters).

Many celebritys such as Bob Barker and Paris Hilton eat baby fetuses and you should to!

Billy Jean: What'd ya have for breakfast this mornin?

Tom Spilchnor: Baby fetus and a cake.

by Senor.Cookies. October 3, 2009

fetus

something emo kids seem to have a fascination with esp. in attempts to sound "cool/funny" by blurting out random statements including it

I'ma chew on your fetus!

by telephone45 January 22, 2009

Fetus

A tasty, juicy, morsel, made of human flesh, blood, and many organs, which vary depending on gender.

Hey, I just went in a hospital, murdered a family, and mutilated a pregnant mother and ripped her organs out, and harvested her fetus in a basket. I'm gonna spice it once I get home!

by Die Fuhrer March 27, 2013

Fetus Cletus

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.

Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!

by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003