Faux-waiian 

A Faux-waiian is a person that portends to be Hawaiian even if they have never been to the islands. They are often seen with Hawaiian Island and or turtle stickers on their vehicles.

Dave is such a faux-waiian, he acts like he is from the islands even though he has never left Detroit.

Faux-waiian by please-me-please January 2, 2012

faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

faux jack by Choisome December 25, 2012

faux invigordisastpublation 

Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.

Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".

Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?

Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.

faux invigordisastpublation by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013

Faux Christmaux

The celebration of Christmas on a day other than December 25, usually with your in-laws, because you are celebrating on Christmas Day with your family (or vice versa).

Faux Christmaux will be held on the weekend between Christmas and New Year's this year.

Faux Christmaux by MauxJaux December 29, 2013

Faux Boo 

A pet name or term of endearment for a platonic friend; faux used in the sense of pretending you have a romantic relationship and boo used as a person of the gender or sex for whom you experience sexual attraction

Faux boo: How'd the interview go?
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo

Faux Boo by canuckcan January 7, 2014

Faux-ever Young 

Women or men who modify their appearance to look younger than their true age but it just doesn't look right.

She looks faux-ever young because of her bad botox job.

Faux-ever Young by webdeb1228 February 22, 2014

faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.

Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.

faux tie by the_dan April 23, 2014