When you're fucking your BTGGF and your half breed best friend climbs in your second story bedroom window and proceeds to gape your boyhole with a cattle prod.
"So I was balls deep, right? And then Matthew fairy bombed me! The second time today! He got me good. I busted. Hard."
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Get the fairy secretary mug.1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.
2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)
3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide
4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.
5. I could go on forever
2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)
3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide
4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.
5. I could go on forever
Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?
Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks
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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"
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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?
Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks
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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"
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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?
by Buenafe, A August 30, 2007
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that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
by jumpinjim December 21, 2009
Get the dingleberry fairy mug.Individual who passes out drunk at The Texas Renaissance Festival with their shoes on. In that case, once he/she is found, they are covered with trash and glitter then left to awaken alone and wondering what the fuck happened. Generally the act is videotaped, and photographed for future enjoyment by all who were involved, much to the dismay of said "Dirt Fairy". So let this be a warning to all, do not fall alseep/pass out with your shoes on!
A search on dirt fairy in a popular social networking site, will show you pictures and videos of said, dirt fairy.
by RennieBonz December 6, 2010
Get the Dirt Fairy mug.The "evil twin" of the tooth fairy who leaves instead of cash for kids teeth these wee little meanies let painful cavities inside the kids teeth in thier wake.
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