Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 17, 2019

Don't Fuck Me Out

When someone asks you a question using the word "fuck," you say that phrase in response if you're pissed.

Someone: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

You: "Don't fuck me out!"

by Hawazen "Bitchwazen" AlMunayes July 17, 2010

Beats the fuck out of me

When someone ask you a question and you don’t know the answer to it

“Hey how’s Johnny doing”
“Beats the fuck out of me man”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

fuck me till it hurts!

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.

I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008