financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.

Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.

by lolafier December 19, 2016

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

Erective

A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.

Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.

by sealo.-. April 26, 2021

Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 28, 2022

Reverse erection

when you get a boner and drop a weight on your dick making it all floppy and mushy

man, last night with Cara was intense, i was about to nut when she hit me with the reverse erection

by go commit die August 17, 2018

hulk erection

The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.

"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "

by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019