Gender Envy 

A mental disorder typically self-diagnosed by young fatherless Ranboo fans

Person 1 : OMG i'm so gender envy towards Ranboo! He's sooo scrunkly!

Person 2 : Nothing you say or believe will ever bring your father back Person 1

Gender Envy by Senõr LongCock June 17, 2022

penis envy 

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

penis envy by Dave January 15, 2004

weiner envy 

when some one else is doing your girl

ron has weiner envy because bob is screwing his girl

weiner envy by weaselman18 August 25, 2011

benz envy

Condition suffered by {bimmer} drivers.

Look at that ragged 3, that dude's got benz envy

benz envy by Benzer March 26, 2007

Team Envy 

Occurs when you support an athletic team(s)that does poorly or at best marginal and then you wish you had supported the same team as someone else who you perceive to have made a superior team selection. This often results in name calling and accusatory, derogative language by the person who selected the less successful team.

The individual who supported the Kansas City Royals had team envy of the Boston Red Sox fan.

Team Envy by Brittany Boswell November 28, 2007

PC-envy 

The state of mind in which a apple / mac (which ever the person choses to be name) realizes their computer and accessories are over priced, easily broken, un-customizable, built for the lowest common denominator, requires special programs to run, do not communicate well with other company's products, expensive to fix and from a company who's sales people are called "genius'"

i have a case of PC-envy. thats why i told you to by a PC

PC-envy by Atown'10 October 24, 2010

penis envy 

Penis envy:

A man who has a small penis.

Lots of men suffer with penis envy.

penis envy by ἀλήθεια December 22, 2017