electrical visit

When a person who has died comes back to pay a visit to someone they loved using electricity as a vehicle.

Yes of course that was my father paying me another electrical visit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Electric Boogaloo

The sacred word, applying this onto any sequel of anything makes it 45x better. Do not mis use this,as misuse ends with turning this into a dead meme.

a guy:man the incredibles 2 was a pretty good movie
a girl:dont you mean The Incredibles 2:Electric Boogaloo?
a guy:*fucking dies*

by gearworks July 3, 2018

electoral college

1: A system designed to give people living under rocks in Wyoming an inordinate amount of control over the government of the most powerful country in history. See also senate.

2: When somebody in Wyoming fucks up the rest of your life and then has the fucking gall to act smug about it.

After that little bitch electoral colleged me, I cut off his voting rights and made him eat them.

by Chazschwab September 7, 2004

Quantum Electrodynamics

You randomly and indeterminably have sex in various positions (simultaneously) at a speed which generates electrical charge.

My girlfriend and I were having awesome Quantum Electrodynamics last night, but then my roommate observed us and collapsed the wave function.

by Scientific Anomoly November 1, 2010

electoral college

Also known as the Electorate. A very complex way of electing the President of the United States that is mandated in the Constitution. Each state is given a number of electors or electoral votes by population—California 54 and Wyoming 3—equal to the number of electors it has in the Congress. On election day Americans actually vote for an elector to cast their vote rather than voting for the President himself, despite what the ballot says. Most states have a “winner take all” system that gives all of its electoral votes to the candidate with the most votes. However, some states have no law, and the electors may vote for the candidate they wish or their electoral votes will be awarded based on the popular vote. Six weeks after the general election and the popular vote, the chosen electors travel to their state capital to cast their vote for President; these are the actual votes cast for the President. The candidate with at least 270 electoral votes (one more vote than 50% of the total electoral votes) is the winner. The electoral college and not the popular vote, is what actually elects the President. This system was put in place by our Founding Fathers in the Constitution but resulted in two candidates—one being George W. Bush in 2000—being elected after losing the popular vote. The electoral college has come under fire a few times (usually by liberals who don’t like the Constitution), but works in general. The last time was in 2000 after George W. Bush defeated Vice President Al Gore. The system isn’t perfect but ideal in a Representative Republic like the United States. Changing it would require a Constitutional Amendment by the Congress and a majority of the fifty states.

The electoral college is the process by which we elect the President of the United States.

by [e-mail] October 13, 2008

electrosexual

someone who chooses video games over sex

Ryan is a total electrosexual when he chooses ninja gaiden over katie.

by Brad March 20, 2004

electronic lovers

A term used for two people who spend the majority of their time communicating via electronics instead of in person such as text messaging, facebook messaging, myspace messaging, or IM'ing.

Friend: "It sure seems like Owen and Carolina never see eachother anymore. They've become electronic lovers!"

by ckropp May 14, 2007