Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

by LatteVera April 20, 2022

promiscuous eating

The wanton, reckless, unselective, casual and indiscriminate consumption of foods without regard to the potential consequences; characterized by an unhealthy relationship with food and a lack of a long-term commitment to quality foods and eating for the right reasons and in the right manner. (This is the title of my 2011 book-- Promiscuous Eating: Understanding and Ending Our Self-Destructive Relationship With Food)

She had a bout of promiscuous eating after a stressful day at work and ended up eating 6 donuts.

by xander913 January 4, 2014

Stress Eating

When you have a bunch of Stress and you just find anything to eat cause the amount of stress you are having!!

Wow he is stress eating like a monster just how much stress he have!!

by WillDog September 8, 2020

Eating Cookies

In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.

"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.

by MrBryant August 29, 2009

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

ETing

To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.

A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"

by John Bitch April 5, 2009

eating the meatloaf

when someone licks a black girls ass

guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?

guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf

by meaty buns November 1, 2009