Dude Union

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.

Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."

by TJH36 August 26, 2009

Dude Resume

A resume to keep your dude life in check.

DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.

by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008

Dude Bluffy

A man who constantly, continuously, and relentlessly keeps trying online to pose as a woman

Im Dude Bluffy just a chick with a dick

by JMastaBlasta December 27, 2011

Game Dude

Alexander Badr, also known as the Game Dude (YouTube name: alexander4488), is a whiny, egotistical game reviewer who is just a carbon copy of the Angry Video Game Nerd, minus any of the Nerd's wit or effort. He constantly revises his shitty game reviews while failing to realize that his reviews are still unfunny and boring to listen to. He constantly checks YouTube to see if anybody's mocking his lack of talent, and then make 7 videos bitching about the 6 minute long video that he's criticizing. He'll probably read this and post a video about it too (or make a definition glorifying himself)

"My God, that Kanye West's ego is reaching Game Dude proportions."

Game Dude: LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Myxamatosis December 29, 2009

dude rube

(verb) to get one up on someone with a well timed witty jibe. past tense: dude rubed

"Peter was hassling me in Pizza Hut last night but I just jibed him about his fat ass. dude rube."

by redshoes August 20, 2008

can it dude

When you cancel plans. Another way to say "leave it dude"

Harman said "can it dude" when he no longer wanted to go to the movies

by Pom pom July 19, 2016

dude man

the dude man is a human who lives fearlessly and does what he or she feels is right. the dude man accepts people of all likes, dislikes, races, religions, genders, and sexualities. this variety of human moves in on crowded subways, says "excuse me", and will always put the blinker on when driving. the dude man will offer you his/her umbrella in the rain.

the hobbies of the dude man include hanging with friends and family, having sex, drinking, and smoking pot. however he or she uses condoms at all times, does not drink and cry for attention, and will always pass the bowl. this type of human lives in all of us.

when humanity realizes this, there will be no more war, crime, misery, selfishness, stealing, or cheating.
there will only be peace and love.

When we all find our inner dude man, the world will be awesome and traffic won't be so miserable.

by rokkii k April 9, 2011