"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
by Kevin20012001 January 14, 2007
When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
by conchowino February 24, 2009
When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.
Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?
Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.
Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.
Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009
Not quite as drunk as being Blackout Drunk. You're still capable of making some form of conscious decisions, but whether or not they're wise is to be determined per individual situation. You also remember about 56% of what occurred while under the spell of the mistress "Rum Punch." Regardless, you still walk around like a moron and tend to exist haphazardly.
Kyle showed up for work grayout drunk yesterday. He was on time, and punched in, but then just disappeared for 45 minutes and we found him having a full on heated argument with a storm drain and a mop bucket.
by brrt March 06, 2015
by nop123 April 03, 2015
A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
by onifikcuhp June 27, 2013
Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018