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birthday drunk

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007
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Horny Drunk

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!
by conchowino February 23, 2009
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blackout drunk

When you get sooo friggin drunk, that the next morning you cannot begin to recollect the actions that you were involved in the night before.

Possible Actions: You Got Gang Banged (& possibly impregnated depending on your sex), You Knucked n Bucked...basically anything.
Drunk: Why does my ass hurt?

Friend: Dude I think you got blackout drunk.

Drunk: Noooooo.....I've been Gang Banged!!!!
by Joe Pulo February 18, 2009
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Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
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sandwich drunk

When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.
Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.
by Drunk_Junior October 24, 2015
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deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.
Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.
by cherhawkinof August 18, 2010
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drunk formal

A dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to pass out drunk in
Tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.
by Drunkformal January 1, 2017
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