floober doobin

some one who acts like an idiot, smokes illegal substances, or is a noob at online games

"Hey you floober doobin, give me back my abby whip!"

"Stop huffin my crack you floober doobin! Thats for my after dinner snack!"

by Shtewkitteh June 16, 2009

doobie

a cylinder shaped pillow, that has no other use other then to just sit there and annoy people. Can be lime green in color. Has been known to shed.

Ohhh I have doobie hairs in my bed!

by Janna Manley December 9, 2008

Doob

Dog Boobs, Like Moobs but for dogs.

Hey, lets all bully Ben because he said his dog has Doobs

by Bullied Ben November 27, 2009

doober

Combination of Dork and Goober

You are such a doober...I can't believe you left your camera at the pool! It's about to rain!

by Carly Julia September 29, 2008

doober

A piece of solid animal waste. poop,scat,excriment.

Dave: Dude, check out that doober!

Steve: Oh man. That is definately a human doober.

by dooberman September 24, 2008

doobie

a dirty mistress of the mind.

kid 1:hello lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.

by megan[KYR//FTP] July 10, 2007

doober

when u shoot ping pong balls out ur ass

im the best doober

by rob January 23, 2004