dookenhauser

to take a shit, to excrete feces from the anal cavity(dooker,dropping the cosby kids off at the pool)

"dude i just took a nasty ass dookenhauser in your dads toilet."

by zach mauer November 3, 2005

Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit

When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.

by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009

Dook Newkem

Simultaneously taking a shit, receiving oral sex, and eating a Newk's premium sandwich.

Tim didn't think he could get it up until Gabby whisper grunted, "It's been too long since I gave you a Dook Newkem. It's time for the gumbo, baby."

by Realitea May 15, 2015

Doocy

Asking a breathtakingly stupid question while attempting to appear highly insightful. Often used in an attempt to corner the opposition in an argument, leading to ignominious defeat.

I dropped a doocy at the press conference this morning. The press secretary handed my backside to me in a paper bag while my colleagues chuckled.

by Collodna Herring August 11, 2021

scooby dook

locking youre dog in the bathroom with you when you take a dook

bugsy was overjoyed with the scooby dook we took today.

by bugsydog December 14, 2009

scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.

Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?

by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017

dook-dook

The noise that Drinky Crow makes when he drinks XXX.

Since then, it has been generalized to mean any episode of drinking like Drinky Crow.

(Drinky Crow is in the Maakies comic written by Tony Millionaire.)

Sacheezus: I'm thirsty.
Moogie: Dook-dook at the alehouse?
Sacheezus: That's a great idea! DOOK-DOOK!!

by m_mugabo October 8, 2007