Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...
Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps
by DJ Craze October 24, 2013
- (Verb) To expose flaccid, objectively large, male genitalia to pubic eyes.
- To show one’s very large dick to a group of people.
- To show one’s very large dick to a group of people.
“Who should we cast as the male lead in our action pornography?”
“Dolph Lundgren, PhD, obviously. He’s the most underrated male action star ever.”
“Of course! He’s a great actor, plus, the dude can hang dong.”
“Yea that dude hangs MASSIVE dong.”
“Dolph Lundgren, PhD, obviously. He’s the most underrated male action star ever.”
“Of course! He’s a great actor, plus, the dude can hang dong.”
“Yea that dude hangs MASSIVE dong.”
by DaRealSmitty June 05, 2020
by hdsokwadls August 09, 2006
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.
He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.
by PRAZO50 January 21, 2009
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"
Chazz: "Twin Dongs."
Coach: "Exactly"
Chazz: "Twin Dongs."
Coach: "Exactly"
by Marty S from CA April 18, 2008
An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.
by Chester Pern July 01, 2011