Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca August 26, 2015

Hang Dong

- (Verb) To expose flaccid, objectively large, male genitalia to pubic eyes.

- To show one’s very large dick to a group of people.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our action pornography?”

“Dolph Lundgren, PhD, obviously. He’s the most underrated male action star ever.”

“Of course! He’s a great actor, plus, the dude can hang dong.”

“Yea that dude hangs MASSIVE dong.”

by DaRealSmitty June 5, 2020

ding dong

A dumbass. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.

You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?

by hdsokwadls August 8, 2006

Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.

look at the donkey dong on dude.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Cow Dong

An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.

He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009

Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.

Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"

by Marty S from CA April 20, 2008

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011