dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 25, 2013
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Hang Dong

- (Verb) To expose flaccid, objectively large, male genitalia to pubic eyes.

- To show one’s very large dick to a group of people.
“Who should we cast as the male lead in our action pornography?”

Dolph Lundgren, PhD, obviously. He’s the most underrated male action star ever.”

“Of course! He’s a great actor, plus, the dude can hang dong.”

“Yea that dude hangs MASSIVE dong.”
by DaRealSmitty June 05, 2020
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ding dong

A dumbass. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.
You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?
by hdsokwadls August 09, 2006
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Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.
by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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Cow Dong

An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.
He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.
by PRAZO50 January 21, 2009
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Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"
by Marty S from CA April 18, 2008
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Dong-hyuk

A fat asian kid who enjoys the taste of his own ball grease. A dong-hyuk will trade his entire life for a pack of korean gum and will happily trade that gum for friendship. Dong hyuk is the human representation of a beta male and will happily snake you for a bowl of rice
“Did you see that kid giving people gum”?”
“Yes! Hes giving them gum as a trade offer to be his friend”

“Damn, what a dong-hyuk!”
by __Mosey__ March 18, 2021
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