Distenglished

When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.

Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!

by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014

Distancification

When a woman/man justifies sexual innuendo via Facebook, Twitter, etc... Due to the large distance between her and her subject.

*Instinctively, humans are habitually unaware of large distances (such as oceans) due to our inability to Fly naturally. This causes the females/males of the human race to act out in ways that seem unnatural. They feel a large distance between themselves and the subject, and therefor are inhibited much like alcohol or drugs.*

"She sexted me - but I attribute that to distancification because she's in Ireland."

by John A. Mic September 20, 2014

Distant homie

A person you see as a close friend or relative, but keep at a distance because of there history

Donovan talks to much he is my distant Homie

by 2016.youngin September 2, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016