The person Elias in my 4th and 5th year grade won’t stop talking about and now it’s a trend in my class but Elias hi it’s Kaiden but anyway Elias doesn’t pee in the shower and Kaiden s bye
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias August 31, 2021
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Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye
by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005
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A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.
Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!
by sweetdaddy May 8, 2009
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Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?
by elfantasma January 14, 2009
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evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"
by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006
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1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.
2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.
3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.
4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.
More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.
2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.
3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.
4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.
More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave.
Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."
Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."
Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
by Fan of the original Dirty Dave July 3, 2011
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(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)
(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)
by nyys November 8, 2008
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