the feeling of remorse felt by the person paying for the date at the end of the date, usually caused by either a) not receiving the expected gratification for which the payment was preferred, b) realizing that the gratification was not worth the invested time, money or other asset.
When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.
Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
When the return on investment for a date is lower than expected.
Usually accompanied by quantification of the investment balanced against the total return.
So we walked out of the restaurant, she says thank you and hops into the first cab she sees. Meanwhile, it's too late to call anyone else and I'm out 240 bucks. I got the worst daters remorse, I felt like just dialing a prostitute, but I didn't have enough money.
I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
I spent 4 weeks listening to her talk about her invalid cat, who's so brave for living despite his injury (it's a damn cat!), and finally, after date 6, she finally lets me boink her and she's a total starfish. I had such bad daters remorse, I considered asking her for the $800 I invested in her as a refund. Total bait and switch.
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"I didn't think twice, I was three or four over the eight, I didn't care if the girl was a coyote date" from the song "You'll Do"
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Get the coyote date mug.Verb. The act of adding, browsing and creeping/lurking ones profile. Used as a virtual, informal way of dating before actually putting in the effort to meet the potential "date" in reality. Occurs on many online networking sites, most notably Facebook.
Jim: "Did you see Maria's profile? This girl has some class. She's one of hem euro chicks to. Damn, I think I might message her and actually tr and meet her bro"
Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"
Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "
Da'Quan: " Do it up man. But why bother - didn't you see that pic of her on that coffee table after her keg stand?"
Jim: " True. Well said. Onto the next one...*damn Face-dates, maybe i shouldn't have spent hours creeping her profile before hand...* "
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