Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

prom diet

The three things to indulge on about a month before going to a high school prom.

Beer
Sexercise
Tanning

"Wow Lindsey you look really bronze and in shape."
"Yeah I've been on prom diet for the last few weeks."

by Quink April 14, 2008

diet fries

fast food french fries that have not been salted, leaving them bland and tasteless. usually being discovered after leaving the restaurant.

1. How was Mcdonalds?

2. The burger was good but they gave me diet fries again.

by creamy cream August 27, 2008

Ethiopian diet

1-The Ethiopian diet is most commonly used to describe a person who is so skinny you can see every bone in their body

2-the Ethiopian diet can also be used if a person is. Bloated because they have not eaten in 44 days or more this person is usually actually Ethiopian or extremely religious we call them extremists but that's another story.

1-dude that guy is on the Ethiopian diet

2-simon-man no way look it's an Ethiopian

Bruce-no that is probably an extremist

by TheSixthDigit August 10, 2014

Venezuelan Diet

A five day fast. The only thing you’re allowed to consume is plain water.

Me: I think you’re getting a little overweight, you should go on a Venezuelan Diet.

by Her im February 26, 2019

Mediterranean Diet

it is a diet inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain. It can help you lose weight and at the same time keep you healthy.

The Mediterranean Diet is a diet that is inspired by the greeks and southern Italy and Spain.

by Unicorn Nightwings April 22, 2018

diet lettuce

A term used for one who is the most boring, horrible, annoying, and useless faggot to live on planet Earth.

" Kyle is such a diet lettuce"

by King_Fasgort May 21, 2016