Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

Diddler

Someone who diddles cock and balls

Don’t be a diddler like Coersy

by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022

diddler's line

Point of no return, where someone's sexual fetishes or preferences become unethical, either by violating the consent of an adult or by violating someone who can not give informed consent.

They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.

by Conn Ó Cuinn May 1, 2023

Diddle Net

A net used while fishing to get the fish from the water into the boat

Mosco used his diddle net to lift his meter choondi into the boat.

by Adstevo September 5, 2023

Diddler

A diddler is commonly referred to as someone who “plays” or “diddles” with children. Originating in New Jersey, the term diddler was used to describe Kevin Bradberry in his rise to kid touching.

Hey have you heard of the infamous diddler? Kevin? Yeah… I can’t believe this is the path he took.

by AlphaDaddy6.9 September 20, 2023

diddledoodle

mess around with something

I cannot diddledoodle with the strings that much. If I did, I would break one of them and the whole piano would be restringed.

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2023

Diddler

A woman in a relationship who is keen to the idea of “Assplay” with her totally straight boyfriend.

“Yo do you remember Hannah?? Yeah Dude i heard she’s a Diddler now.”

by StonedColdSteve September 26, 2023