Dysical Derapy

Penis therapy.

She broke his dick, I so he had to have Dysical Derapy.

by Boudicca_Licious September 28, 2015

Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

by Kadish_W January 5, 2019

Johnny depp

Johnny depp is definition of daddy issues.

me: Johnny depp could get it
my friend : he is 57 and you have daddy issues.

by blood4vampire December 6, 2020

the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

sub derp

A term signifying the class distinction between derps.

Person 1: Man, Kyle just derped out hard!
Person 2: What sub derp did his derping fall under?

by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 6, 2021

Johhny Depp Fish Tiddies

A cold and clammy leathery flap of skin that is owned by the very cool man Johnny Depp.

Slang: A general show of gratitude or appreciation but could be used as a wild card an any situation.

Sir Johhny your fish tits are looking phenomenal. Very healthy. Yes.

Dude that's so Johhny Depp Fish Tiddies of you.

by Chicken wing (: November 2, 2021

Comrad Derp

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

by MISTER WA November 19, 2021