deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

deez

How Jamaicans say "these." It's like "riddim (rhythm)" if you think about it.

Deez nuts!

by skldimble444 April 12, 2022

Deez Nuts

DN

“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night”
“What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”

by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021

deez mutz

slang for direct message(s), or "dm(s)". derived from "dn" (deez nutz)

user1: "yo @user2 chat is crowded, chec deez mutz"
user2: "ite"
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"that girl on twitter is cute, i'm bout to slide in her deez mutz"

by deadavenger March 3, 2024

Deez

DEEZ NUTS. HA GOT EM. is a prank that is used for humorous porpoises

hey have you heard of deez
whos deez
DEEZ NUTS

by Pulsar AKA Dylan August 15, 2021

Deezed

A person who is absolutely huge, or in other words very muscular.

Person 1: Have you seen Adam recently?
Person 2: I saw some pics on Insta, he’s fucking deezed.

by ick.rastley May 6, 2022

Catch Deez Hans

A verbal threat or usually used in a threatening manner to allow others the opportunity to receive or run from catching yo Hans.
Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.

Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!

Don’t be spittin’ at Trisha or you be about to catch deez hans son!

by Sonnyboi May 18, 2024